...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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