I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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