No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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