Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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