What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
