I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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