Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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