Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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