Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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