Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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