He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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