So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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