just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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