Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
