all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I could fuck to npr.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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