So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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