uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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