Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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