Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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