How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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