I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize