Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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