i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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