No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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