garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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