I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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