remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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