glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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