Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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