I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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