How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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