We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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