Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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