Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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