She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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