This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
