Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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