So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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