what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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