Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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