Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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