I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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