Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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