JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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