Can Purell be used as lube?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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