North Korea, Best Korea!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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