8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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