apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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