What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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