no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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