"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
