My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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