I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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