Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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